TOTAL DISASTER! I BLEW IT AT DINNER

I totally bombed it last night. Dinner with the parents/in-laws/significant other's family was supposed to be a triumph/breeze/walk in the park, but instead, it turned into a full-blown mess/train wreck/disaster. I spilled/dropped/knocked over my drink/food/plate all over myself/the table/everyone, and then I rambled on/said something stupid/made a